Tired of Pretending?
You’ve faked it long enough. It’s time to buy $FAKE.
What is FakeCoin?
Let’s be honest. You’ve seen the “revolutionary” technologies, the “game-changing” platforms, and the “community-driven” projects that disappear in a week. We are not that.
FakeCoin is the ultimate commentary on the state of crypto. It’s a token with no utility, no roadmap, and no promises. Its only purpose is to exist as a monument to the ridiculousness we’ve all participated in.
- Zero Illusions: We promise nothing and deliver exactly that. The only rug we’ll pull is the one you’re already standing on.
- A Mirror to the Market: Every time you buy $FAKE, you’re holding a piece of the truth about the absurdity of meme coin investing.
- Pure, Unadulterated Speculation: This is a casino, and we’re just honest about it.
Brutal Simplicity
Total Supply
100,000,000,000 $FAKE
(Because who’s counting anymore?)
Taxes
0% Buy / 0% Sell
(At least we’re not greedy.)
Liquidity
Probably locked. Maybe.
(Don’t worry about it.)
A Simple, Painful Guide
- Get a Wallet. You know the drill. Go get one of those things.
- Fund It. Throw some of your hard-earned money into it. Question your life choices.
- Swap for $FAKE. Use a decentralized exchange. It will be a clunky and confusing experience. You might even lose some money in the process. Welcome to DeFi.
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